yours in ineptitude

I just sent this email to my boss at SIFF, in response to her asking if all us volunteers would be at the Centerpiece Gala tomorrow night:

Can you believe I gave myself a horrible sunburn yesterday and am, once again, housebound?!?!

My husband and I have narrowed it down to: full body armor, a foam rubber suit, or bubble wrap. Along with a tether that keeps me from venturing any farther from bed than our upstairs bathroom. We are still determining if I will have access to electricity and hot water...

yours in ineptitude,
mysie