the more things stay the same, the more i want them to change

yours in ineptitude

I just sent this email to my boss at SIFF, in response to her asking if all us volunteers would be at the Centerpiece Gala tomorrow night:

Can you believe I gave myself a horrible sunburn yesterday and am, once again, housebound?!?!

My husband and I have narrowed it down to: full body armor, a foam rubber suit, or bubble wrap. Along with a tether that keeps me from venturing any farther from bed than our upstairs bathroom. We are still determining if I will have access to electricity and hot water...

yours in ineptitude,



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Reader beware, I make no apologies for speaking the truth, no matter how shocking. So here's a list of taboo you might see here: sexuality, bisexuality, lesbianism, atheism, ex-Catholic ranting, stories of childhood abuse, wacked-out left-wing theories and philosophies, and feminist thought. And I like the words "cunt" and "fuck" a lot.